Making Breakfast Great Again
55,283 views 8 years ago
Through some WACKY turn of events and some CRAZY bureaucratic loopholes, I actually became President! Hijinks are bound to ensue. I mean if Trump can get into the White House while losing the popular vote, surely I can get there while getting no votes! Crackdown on my political enemies will be swift and brutal. But on a lighter note we'll make good on our campaign promise to keep things funky fresh all around the clock (except before breakfast). Which is kinda like our motto. But it's never said. Why am I still typing? No one reads this. Also this was like a 20k sub special. How did that happen? STEAM GROUP: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/afte... TWITTER: https://twitter.com/_AfterBreakfast

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