Hi, I'm Mikey!

Oh shit, I didn't see you there. Hi, I'm Hi, I'm Mikey! Check this out: no one reads this shit. So you know what that means? That's right, its just you and me here. I have something important to share with you, but I must make sure you're in the right place to receive it. A lot of people are going to play you like they have something to say, but at the end of the day, it all translates to "Please oh please pay attention to me because I don't love myself." But not me; I love the fuck outta myself. And I don't even know you, and I love you, too. And I will never play you; I promise to keep it all the way real with you. If I can get your attention, I'm gonna make it worth it. That's how you pay me for right now: just support. Give me this platform so we, together, can make a change for the better, and make this world a more enjoyable place for all of us. One day, we'll all be proud to be from this planet... But until then, I got you.