theuglyblob

bacon is key to life, creation, and the ability to do anything humanely possible, without bacon, you will be put through eternal suffering that will never end, this is why the eternal pig goddess has supplied bacon for all to enjoy, that is why we all must dip the bacon inside chocolate before eating it, to be respectful to the eternal pig goddess, if we don't, she will take away bacon, along with chocolate, along with the inedible chemicals used in our candy that makes it taste sweet, along with the electronics that take away the ability to see well, and populate the world with vegans, who will send death threats over the internet to people who eat meat, and after all the meat eaters have been killed by vegans, the very idea of meat will no longer exist, then the cows, the chickens, the turkeys, and the fish, will be led by the pigs to kill every human being until there is only 12,000 humans left, 5000 will be slaves, 5000 will be in the army, and 2000 will be tortered for eternity