•
NaN / NaN
Back
Skip navigation
Search
Search with your voice
Sign in
Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot
This helps protect our community.
Learn more
Sign in
Search "toaster safety"
@TheOnion
Subscribe
CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase | Onion News Network
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
82K
I like this
Dislike
I dislike this
7,635
Comments
Share
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Like
Dislike
Comment
Share
Comments
7.6K
Top comments
Newest first
Description
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
82K
Likes
2,660,081
Views
Jan 23
2025
Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
…
...more
...more
Show less
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
@TheOnion
Preview
Next video
…
NaN / NaN