Cheddar Cheezer (Original Song) by Pete Monaghan

I hope you can hear the words!

I'm a cheerleader, a bottom feeder
I'm a slow bleeder, a bad news breeder
I'm a late sleeper, a promise keeper
I'm a mischeiver and a non believer
I'm less than eager, I'm a smoker of reefer
addiction concealer, I'm a basket weaver
Diana griever, population pleaser
I'm a self demeaner and a cheddar cheezer

But I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad, and if you give me the chance I will show you I'm not that bad

Who will give me the chance?  I feel like the ugly girl at the dance.  Something's got me entranced. I think my juice must be enhanced.

I'm a scene stealer, an attention seeker
Encouragement needer, I'm a heavy breather
I'm a dropped receiver with a high fever
Cliche repeater and a benefit reaper
I'm a minor leaguer an in betweener
I'm a day dreamer, a broken femur
I'm a high screamer, a coffee and creamer
I'm a smile beamer with no redeemer


But I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad, and if you give me the chance I will show you I'm not that bad

Even the ordinary guy, when he's made it he is super-fly. Got to give it at least that college try.  Worse they can do is say goodbye.

Copyright 2006 Pete Monaghan